I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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