And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
