You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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