My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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