yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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