at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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