I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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