Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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