Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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