Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Your cock deserves a montage
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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