Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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