My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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