I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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