Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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