is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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