How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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