whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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