i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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