can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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