North Korea, Best Korea!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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