Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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