I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
