Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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