its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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