watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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