Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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