My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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