I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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