Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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