But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Randomize
