there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you win again, gameday.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
