So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Randomize
