Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
