So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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