You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
barbara walters just said penis...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Your shirt... Was in my pants
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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