were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I want a musical about memes.
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