If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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