ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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