Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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