what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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