we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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