i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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