just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
