went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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