Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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