Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When are your genitals available?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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