please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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