i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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