Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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