We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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