Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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