Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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