We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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