I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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