Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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