'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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